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Take this pledge:

This is my Sandbox

This is my sandbox, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My sandbox is my best friend. It is my Wiki. I must master it as I must master my Wiki. My sandbox, without me, is useless. Without my sandbox, I am useless. I must sand my box true. I must sand better than than my enemy, the vandal, who is trying to kill me. I must sand him before he sands me. I will . . . My sandbox and myself know that what counts in this war is not the articles we create, the sand in our box, nor the wikis we wikify. We know its the hits that count. We will hit . . . My sandbox is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its history and its edit functions. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and vandalism as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against vandalism. I will keep my sandbox organized and ready. We will become part of each other. We will . . . Before God, I swear this creed. My sandbox and myself are the Defenders of the Wiki. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life . . . So be it, until victory is the Wiki's and there is no enemy, but peace!

I, IvoShandor, create and swear this creed at 06:23, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

See my sandboxes, I will defend them with force (See above).

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